once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
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- soft hair
- soft skin
- general softness
- boobs
- i can share clothes with my girlfriend
- lol
- they look cute when they sleep
- they are good cuddlers
- and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
- the way they kiss
- they always smell nice
- i can play with her hair
- they tend to be more understanding
- their eyes
- they’re cute when they get mad
- and even more beautiful when they cry
- yep
- dsjdslkajdlks
- i just love girls
- bye
i only talk to girls because im only interested in talking to girls. sorry. just keeping it real and to the point.
